The Rosebud Trailer

Aww Schitt! Welcome to our newest addition and the biggest trailer on the property. It’s a little bit Rosebud Motel, a little bit Rose Apothecary, a little bit Cafe Tropical and a little bit Alexis. Don’t forget to fold in the cheese. Best wishes. Warmest regards.

$210/night Sunday-Thursday; $240/Night Friday-Saturday 

(plus tax and $15 cleaning fee)

Sleeps 6-7

  • 1 king bed

  • 2 twin beds

  • 1 full bed

  • Refrigerator

  • AC unit

  • Kitchen booth with table

  • Moira’s wigs

  • Space heater

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Spin some vinyl while running your fingers through the green shag carpet on the ceiling. This trailers got, like, totally psychedelic textures, man. 

$80/night Sun-Thursday; $110/night Fri & Sat

(plus tax and $15 cleaning fee)

  • Sleeps 1-2

  • Full bed (For your comfort, this trailer is not recommended for our taller guests)

  • A/C window unit

  • Record player with classic 70's albums

  • Booth

  • Space heater

  • Lava lamp

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Stay up late and talk about boys in the trailer that's every teenage girl in the 90's dream come true. It's like being wrapped in a rainbow while spooning a neon cheetah under a blacklight. 

$85/night Sun-Thur; $115 Fri & Sat

(plus tax and $15 cleaning fee)

  • Sleeps 2

  • Full bed

  • Booth

  • A/C window unit

  • Space heater

  • 90's board games

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Experience all the glitz and glamour of a 90's hair band without the drug problem and the narcissism. BYO eyeliner and black leather pants. 

$95/night Sun-Thur; $125/night Fri & Sat

(plus tax and $15 cleaning fee)

  • Sleeps 2-4

  • Two couches that fold down into full beds

  • A/C window unit

  • Space heater

  • Boombox with hair metal tapes

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Old West chic. Saloon doors, corrugated metal, plaid wool and reclaimed wood. Need we say more?

$95/night Sun-Thur; $125/night Fri & Sat

(plus tax and $15 cleaning fee)

  • Sleeps 2-3

  • 3/4 bed

  • Booth that folds into twin bed

  • Bar

  • Mini-fridge

  • Overhead A/C

  • Space heater

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Modeled after the hit television show 'Friends'. Could this trailer BE any more charming?

$110/night Sun-Thur; $140/night Fri & Sat

(plus tax and $15 cleaning fee)

  • Sleeps 2

  • Queen bed

  • Mini-fridge

  • Portable A/C unit

  • Kitchen table

  • TV, DVD player and 'Friends' DVD's

  • Loveseat

  • Huggsy

  • The Geller Cup

  • Space heater

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Your black sheep uncle drank too much "special eggnog" and threw up vintage Christmas decorations all over this trailer. Design consultation by Clark W. Griswold. 

$125/night Sun-Thur; $155/night Fri & Sat

(plus tax and $15 cleaning fee)

  • Sleeps 3-4

  • Couch that folds down to full bed

  • Two more couches that act as twin beds

  • Overhead A/C

  • Electric fireplace

  • TV, VHS & various Christmas classics

  • Record player

  • Nice selection of terrible Christmas albums

  • Stockings hung by the chimney with care

  • Space heater